"Divorced And Lonely Mid-Life Crisis Godzilla" T-Shirt

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What to do when you used to be king of the monsters, but you're now just living out of your van at a local RV park? Learn a few chords on the electric guitar and start a classic rock cover band, of course.


    • Super soft and built to last
    • Printed using eco-friendly inks
    • Designed and printed in Oakland California
    • Orders ship same or next business day

    Sizing Guide: 

    Bella and American Apparel men's shirts run true to size 

    Small- 34-37 inches around the chest
    Medium- 38-41 inches around the chest
    Large- 42-45 inches around the chest
    Extra Large- 46-49 inches around the chest

    Extra Extra Large- 50-53 inches around the chest