"The Map Says The UFO Crash Site Is 5 Miles That Way" T-Shirt

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"Now please, officer, let me go so that I can go find it."


  • Oatmeal screen printed t-shirt with navy water-based ink
  • Retail fit
  • Incredibly soft tri-blend material (50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon)

  • Machine wash with cold water

  • Tumble dry low or air dry

  • Made in Denver, Colorado