"Beware the ZORG!!!" Tri-blend NFT-shirt

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WARNING: ZORG are not your friends! They are interdimensional war criminals.* They are NOT peaceful creatures wishing to usher humanity into a future utopia with their gifts of science, technology, and unconditional love.** Approach with utmost caution.

*We do not claim to know this as fact, but our paranoid delusions have told us we're right. Trust our paranoid delusions.

***Again, we don't know if this is true. But what is "truth" anyway? All we know is so that they're alien, they look funny, and we hate them.

Learn more about the ZORG here.

NFT-shirt: QR code on inner tag links to original NFT minting.

FEATURES

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

SIZE GUIDE

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28