"Beware the ZORG!!!" 11 oz Mug

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WARNING: ZORG are not your friends! They are interdimensional war criminals.* They are NOT peaceful creatures wishing to usher humanity into a future utopia with their gifts of science, technology, and unconditional love.** Approach with utmost caution.

*We do not claim to know this as fact, but our paranoid delusions have told us we're right. Trust our paranoid delusions.

***Again, we don't know if this is true. But what is "truth" anyway? All we know is so that they're alien, they look funny

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FEATURES

This high quality 11oz. ceramic black mug has a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction sure to last for years. Perfect for all hot & cold beverages. High Gloss + Premium Black Finish Dishwasher and Microwave Safe